I was with your girlfriend and we ran out of K-Y Jelly, so I used spit lubricant, by bending her over and spitting on her ass to lubricate my dick.
by Vinnie The Cock II March 06, 2008

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.
Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.
Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.
Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.
by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015

Matt: My project is late.
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha
by Peeedurrr January 24, 2007

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.
She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.
by London Craig November 08, 2006

used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.
by The anonymous May 18, 2016

Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick
by anonymous May 10, 2023

by chairhopper498 December 12, 2017
