Wet lonnie

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass, then stick that finger in their ear.

Oh it’s cool if you stick your finger in my ear but please don’t give me a wet Lonnie

by Mrritter June 1, 2019

Lonnie Syndrome

A mental condition which causes a person to repeatedly pull a lonnie, or act like a lonnie.

That poor kid.... that boy has the Lonnie Syndrome

by phantom_x1986 August 11, 2006

Dirty lonnie

When you're an xbox player that loves big dicks in ya ass while your teammates yell words of encouragement through the headset.

Yo lonnies taking dicks while online again. "Yeah that's just dirty lonnie."

by Crackyaback April 3, 2020

max-lonnie

A white woman who dates a black crack head and posts gay shit about people with the last name 'younkin'. Often engages in satanic rituals and gang bangs.

Damn, that's a max-lonnie. I guarantee she smokes rocks, too!

by Funktron December 6, 2016

Lonnie

A person who usually has the personality of a ugly butt who no one cares about unless you make them he also doesn't care about anyone so he always has his headphones in his ears his favorite pair of shoes are Jordans he hates the color pink and his room always smells like dirty booty

Who is that Lonnie

by Cariea June 2, 2018

Lonnie

A bitch made ass white dude who is overly pussywipped by his whore girlfriend at all times.

Lonnie also has one of the smallest dicks imaginable.

“Have you seen how lonnies little dick having ass is always licking his girlfriends ass”

by Niggalations-69420 November 10, 2019

Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020