Lolicons are people who are attracted to Fictional Children, or as they like to call them, "Lolis", Lolis usually look like they're 4-10, but actually, they are a 1000 year old elemental bender who is half dragon half devil half angel half gay half lesbian half clown half human or something like that.
Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.
Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.
Person 1: "Dude, I love Loli so much, I think I'm a Lolicon!"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"
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Mike: Hey, Boi, have you heard about that new Lolicon drawing that came out, gosh I wish she was real.
Chad: dude, get away from me, you reek of shit, and you're chopped. Get some therapy, man
Mike: Don't talk to my waifu like that.
Chad: *Walks Away
Chad: dude, get away from me, you reek of shit, and you're chopped. Get some therapy, man
Mike: Don't talk to my waifu like that.
Chad: *Walks Away
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A person who reads, watches, consumes, or otherwise enjoys Loli content, Lolis, or young girls, typically in anime.
Person 1: I love this anime character, she's so hot!
Person 2: Isn't she a kid?
Person 1: Yea, so?
Person 2: Ew, Lolicon.
Person 2: Isn't she a kid?
Person 1: Yea, so?
Person 2: Ew, Lolicon.
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His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.
Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.
His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.
Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.
<Hentai Lolicon Overlord> stabdude01: My fellow followers, today is the day that we purge the world of their sinful reality sex. Lolicon is good. Lolicon is the law. Everyone will come to realize the divinity of Hentai. Onwards, my horny brothers. With the horny sisters under the Hentai Lolicon Queen, we will reclaim mere aspirations from the realm of dreams to the world of anime reality. For the future!
Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!
Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!
by HowTragic January 23, 2011
Get the Hentai Lolicon Overlord mug.A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.
They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
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P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.
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