by Zven January 30, 2009
Get the Cocktail Lobotomymug. as in "I just gave my girlfriend a sexual lobotomy"
Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."
Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."
by Mikeymike10159 July 18, 2015
Get the Sexual lobotomymug. A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
Get the full frontal lobotomymug. like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation
by Markimedes September 29, 2023
Get the Mack truck lobotomymug. Person 1: Are you you're strong because I am you or are you the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity because always bet on Hakari because Nah I'd win used Domain Expansion: lobotomy kaisen you're right Mahito, I'm stand proud
Person 2: What the fuck
Person 2: What the fuck
by Olarvi January 26, 2024
Get the Lobotomy Kaisenmug. when you play the recent tab in 2.2, I bet my ass that you'll find at least ONE of these levels, they can either be cancerous or the most beautiful level you'll ever play.
"Hey, what level are you playing?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S A 2.2 LOBOTOMY LEVEL, FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S A 2.2 LOBOTOMY LEVEL, FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE"
by picksaw December 29, 2023
Get the 2.2 Lobotomymug. The idea that influencers, especially on Tik Tok, are very out of touch with what's going on in the world.
Influencer: I don't know what's going on in the world right now, but if you support it, then unfollow me
Comment section: bruh this is so "influencer lobotomy" coded
Comment section: bruh this is so "influencer lobotomy" coded
by Mel Pinecone April 24, 2024
Get the influencer lobotomymug.