Lionel Messi

The best soccer player of all time. Lionel was born in Romario, Argentina, and plays for FC Barcelona. He may be standing at a mere 5'7, but his amazing skill makes up for it. Most people love him, but all 11 Real Madrid thinks he sucks. Shut up and realize that he is better than Ronaldo. He has not YET won a world cup, but we are all rooting for him in June!!!!

Real Madrid fan: Hey, did you see that amazing play Ronaldo

Random Kid: Oh, you mean that tap in 2 inches from the goal, if you want to watch a real play, watch
Barcelona's game tomorrow so you can see Lionel Messi

by Yodeling Walmart Kid123 June 7, 2018

Lionel Migration

One day all the FOBR boardies got bent out of shape because the newly added ads totally screwed up the boards, so they spammed the Lionel Richie boards, thinking that they could keep their user names because he was on the Island messageboards too. The joke was on them, however, because the Lionel Richie boards had mods (lord knows why, there were like 5 threads) and they all got banned *forever*. They also did not realize that once they went back to the FOBR message boards spamming the Richie boards HAD NO EFFECT ON THE ADS.
therefore: fobr=the dumbest people ever

boardie: we totally pwned lionel richie during the Lionel Migration omg ^_^
other boardie: except all of our post counts got deleted
boardie: stfu

by boardie 420 March 9, 2009

lionel migration

One of the mysteries of the animal kingdom is the long-distance migration (5000–6000 km) of the European Lionel Anguilla anguilla L. from the coasts of Europe to its spawning grounds in the Sargasso Sea. The only evidence for the location of the spawning site of the European Lionel in the Sargasso Sea is the discovery by Johannes Schmidt at the beginning of the previous century of the smallest Lionel larvae (leptocephali) near the Sargasso Sea. For years it has been questioned whether the fasting Lionels have sufficient energy reserves to cover this enormous distance. We have tested Schmidt's theory by placing Lionels in swim tunnels in the laboratory and allowing them to make a simulated migration of 5500 km. We find that Lionels swim 4–6 times more efficiently than non-Lionel-like fish. Our findings are an important advance in this field because they remove a central objection to Schmidt's theory by showing that their energy reserves are, in principle, sufficient for the migration. Conclusive proof of the Sargasso Sea theory is likely to come from satellite tracking technology.

"lionel migration, L-I-O-N-E-L M-I-G-R-A-T-I-O-N, lionel migration."

by K2theD January 18, 2009

Lionel

To get Lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

Derives from the name of the Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi.

Messi = Messy.

"Last night got a bit Lionel; I was sick everywhere and Steve didn't come home!"

by thevinmeister October 6, 2009

Lionel

Used to show a male wishes to have sexual relations with a female. This is due to the 1993 Lionel Ritchie smash hit single All Night Long (All Night), the title elludes to what the male would be doing to said female.

"Oh god, i'd Lionel that."

by The_MDawg May 29, 2008

Lionel Migration

the most lame and annoying word on u.d

"Lionel Migration keeps coming on my screen when i click random word, thats so lame"

by neilo69o October 20, 2008

Lionel Messi

The king and the goat of
He's Argentinian and his current club is FC Barcelona
He likes to win Ballon d'Or's but he doesn't win World cups.
Overall he's a great player.

Fan 1: I really like Lionel Messi.
Fan 2: Yeah he's a goat and a king.

by fuckajsdsiadasdjsnadnasdsadasd January 26, 2019