lemons only

a policy used at several gatherings which are held exclusively for citrus fruits of the yellow persuasion

"Hey bro awesome party! Can I come in?"

"Do you look like a sour yellow thing? No! Lemons only sir."

by Lucky And Cody January 21, 2008

Warrior Cat Lemons

Fanfictions about cats from the book series Warrior Cats having sex

Me: John is such weirdo
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john

by Thetntteam January 24, 2023

Fresh Lemons

A term meaning something along the lines of "cool beans" or awesome.

"Did you see that awesome movie last night?"
"Yeah, it was some fresh lemons.

by megster12345678 November 2, 2010

Life is lemons and lemons is life

If you having a bad day of getting bullied or something you say the phrase ‘life is lemons and lemons is life’ to basically move on and try to forget it.

“I’m having such a bad day today,life is lemons and lemons is life” (oh well)

by Bubbleskyblue November 7, 2017

lemons

What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me

by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005

Lenon

Sexiest tall and lean guy on earth with the most irresistible butt on the planet. So awesome girls tend to fight for it.
Girl 1: Dude look at that guy's ass

Girl 2: daaaaayummmm he's such a lenon

Boy: Wish I had an ass like lenon's

Kyaaaa! I love lenon!

by Phenomenon May 23, 2014

Lemons

the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them

e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"

by darbluva101 August 10, 2015