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Dirty Lecture Dipset (DLD) 

In the middle of lecture you find yourself slowly loosing focus and going into dream land, thinking of what it might be like to fuck that fine piece of ass next to you, and maybe after realizing you've been staring at the girls thong that just happens to be sticking out for a good 5 mins you now have a raging boner,, and lets face it, theirs no talking this one down. So you do the only proper thing their is to do and run to the bathroom and rub one out!. And wonder your way back to lecture, possibly sweating from the fight that just occurred, with your D.
Bro did you see stacy in class today?" "Yeah man she looked so sexy, I had to run to the bathroom and pull a dirty lecture dipset (DLD).

Hannibal Lecture 

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.
CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.
Hannibal Lecture by H Gross June 1, 2010

Power Lecture 

A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class.

Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.
"Ugh, I have a power lecture at eleven"
Power Lecture by B@dg3rF@n October 20, 2008

Heat-seeking lecture 

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

Hannibal Lecture 

When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.
Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.
Hannibal Lecture by michelote April 29, 2019

Leckie-Lecture 

Its a Scottish term for when someone gives you a rant about using too much electricity or leckie
Mother: Do you know how much its costs for the electricity in this house...
Son: (great another Leckie-Lecture)
Leckie-Lecture by scottishchick February 10, 2009