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late night stick that won't quit

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
by Ballantine February 24, 2007
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late night binger

A person that binges on food very late at night because they either weren't hungry during the day or just enjoy stuffing themselves at nighttime because they've found that food does, indeed, taste better after midnight.
Everything does taste better after midnight...that's why I'm a proud late night binger!!
by granola_chick December 24, 2008
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late night delight

1.)when you're bored late at night and a surprise visit or talk from a person delightful.

2.)when you get home and your girlfriend or wife surprise you with great sex.
guy walks in door see wife naked then has great sex.that is a late night delight.
by hey charnyl November 21, 2010
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late night creepy uncle

A person in a position of authority who molests young children
Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.
by chris carpenter December 29, 2013
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Late Night Loneliness (LNL)

When you lie down to go to bed and get overcome with a feeling of loneliness. Usually pertaining to a person you liked at one point.
I was going through our old texts and got a serious case of Late Night Loneliness (LNL)
by Antney February 2, 2014
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late night hype

A meeting between two people that are not in a relationship together that occurs after 1:00 a.m. where there's not much talkin, mainly sex.
" Man I can't wait for my late night hype he's not my nigga just a late night hype, last time we didn't get together till 3:00 and the sex was somethin' serious"
by Missy Pooh September 28, 2005
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Late Night Buddies

1 A group of friends or classmates who stay up late into the early hours of the morning with you doing homework. You usually socialize with them over some online messenger such as Gmail, AIM, MSN, or Facebook chat. You hardly get any work done, but you are happy to say that you're bonding with your LNB!

2 A secret society only kids who procrastinate and take AP/Honors classes would be eligible for.

3 A group of friends that know you at your worst state; sleep deprived, stressed, and possibly horny.
"I spend my nights sitting at the computer furiously doing homework and talking for hours with the few who dare stay up to the early hours of the morning with me. Dear Late Night Buddies!"

"It's 3:20a.m, and it's the first meeting of the Late Night Buddies Society!"

"So everyone, there's a 10 page paper due tomorrow and I'm sure nobody has started it. Tonight's LNB meeting will consist of the essay and cups of hot cocoa with marshmellows! -YAAAY!- "
by Ohdearashley November 17, 2009
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