Landon

Landon is honestly the perfect guy. He knows exactly what to say to warm a girl's heart. Many girls are jealous of his girlfriend. He is tall, athletic and definitely a gentleman. Landon is always funny and can make any girl blush. Landon is the perfect guy

Girl1- dude, look how charming that guy is
Girl2- he must be a landon

by Mr. Joeswager March 31, 2016

lakot

A dumb child or a person acting like a stupid child in Armenian

Ay apush lakot gna stits

Bugdon (arthur) lakoti mekna

by Gagik October 22, 2007

landon'd

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

by akalie May 29, 2008

Langolier

A large ball of teeth that works with its buddies to eat the world of yesterday to make room for today. They are also rumoured to eat lazy little boys.

From the Steven King film 'The Langoliers'

by Conway79 February 10, 2004

Lando

n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.

Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?

by DaimyoLingo February 22, 2011

landon

unbelievably thick caboose

that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.

by arabia12345 October 29, 2019

Landon Laughlin

Fucking sexy

Landon Laughlin is sexy

by gynastics legend3 November 12, 2019