London Teacozy 

A sexual act where the male rubs his penis in between the females ass cheeks while pissing. Usually performed in London and enjoyed with crumpets.

Jack: "yo i gave that bitch a London Teacozy last night!!!"

Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"

London Teacozy by beefpatties July 16, 2010

London Tipton 

A character from "The Suite Life" series, and one of the most irritating and aggravating characters ever to grace the Disney Channel BEFORE Miley Cyrus followed suit. Reasons? 1.) Brenda Song performs like she believes that she's a comedy Godsend, but in reality, she overacts to great lengths; 2.) She reminds many of the self-absorbed bitch who would make average boy or girl feel worthless, and 3.) She has her own blog on Disney Channel's website, enforcing the sad truth that Disney has become something for up-and-coming ho's.

I would love to shove a sawed-off shotgun up London Tipton's ass so I wouldn't hear that tacky "Yay me!" line again. Honey, sitcoms don't use punchlines any more. Look at "30 Rock", which stars one of the strongest comediennes of all time: Tina Fey.

London Tipton by mez1985 April 5, 2009

we got london on the track 

This popular rap saying refers to London Tipton (from Suite Life of Zach & Cody). This originated from London’s wealth- shared by a majority of rappers. Used by 21 savage, Gucci mane, and drake, amongst others.

We got London on the Track
Drop top, wop
If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
- from Gucci Mane’s both eyes closed

we got london on the track by macytaliaandnotmika December 22, 2017

London Terrace

A place full of bloated Arabs who smoke marijuana and slurp curry almost as much as they smoke weed. They call them selves pimps/ n thugs n shit but won’t pull up. watch yo selves. Y’all know laurence harbor is the shit TREY FIVE 3️⃣5️⃣ this gang shit. Oh yeah eat my ass

Fuck LT London Terrace

London Terrace by HarborQVeen3️⃣5️⃣ October 28, 2018

London Town Money 

A term referring to money made by anyone in less than 2 months. The amount must be higher than S80,000.00.

Vicc: Dude this month I made $90K, what's good?

Saul: Now that's what I call straight London Town Money!!

Vicc: Young Moolah!!!

London Town Money by Vic.Alexanderrr April 4, 2009

london tube 

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

london tube by Seattle White Thunder December 3, 2015

London Tower 

When 2 guys perform sexual intercourse with 2 girls, the 2 men stand as one is receiving oral the other is performing anal, the other female is propped up receiving oral from one man and making out with the other

Mike and I pulled off a London tower at Christina's birthday

London Tower by ÜBACÄLa October 20, 2019