Lakeriah

A skinny,caramel,sexy and, sassy girl that knows how to handle her business. She got them hands and all the boys want her, that particular girl that distracts all the boys with her dark brown eyes.

Oml there go Lakeriah, yall better watch out I heard she mean as hell.

by Arizoni July 20, 2018

Lakeridge

A place where half the people there think they’re ghetto but there not. Half the students do some sort of drug, whether it be nic or just flat out whipping out their baked bar or cart and hitting that shit loud asf in the bathroom. It’s also the place where we boast about our football team where in the last 3 years have won 9 games in total.

Person 1: what school you go to?
Person 2: lakeridge
Person 1: fakeridge you mean?
Person 2: same difference

by praise pluto August 30, 2022

Lakers

The Greatest Team to ever play the game. From West, Baylor, and Wilt to Magic, Kareem and Worthy to Kobe and Shaq, the Los Angeles Lakers have the greatest team in sports history. And for all yoy laker haters out there, you're just jealous because your favorite team isn't as good as the Lakers.

The Lakers won the title in 1972, 1980, 1982, 1985, 1987, 1988, 2000, 2001 and 2002.

by Jacobs June 22, 2004

Lakers

In South-Central Los Angeles, wearing Los Angeles Lakers clothing and gear is generally considered gang-neutral. While wearing Lakers clothing won't necessarily guarantee your safety, it does make a statement to gang members that you're not looking for trouble.

Wearing Lakers gear in South-Central will buy you a little safety, but it is not guaranteed.

Red (Bloods) + Blue (Crips) = Purple (Lakers color)

by D.L. Crosse March 6, 2007

Laker hater

A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.

Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.

Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.

by Yea boy! May 8, 2005

8-laner

The brown stains left after flushing a big shit down the toilet.

Dude, I just droppped an 8-laner shit in your mom's toilet. Your Mom's toilet bowl looks like a brown 8 lane super highway .

by Chris Nubby August 6, 2007

Lakers Fan

more commonly referred to as kobe dick riders, these lakers fans are A group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his dick all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.

When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage

these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.

guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..

by juststatingthefacts123456 October 13, 2011