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lieutenant dan

During intercourse with a woman, before cumming, the man chops off the woman's leg, thus making her like Liuetenant Dan from Forrest Gump
by Scott Jaffa February 11, 2003
mugGet the lieutenant danmug.

lieutenant ho

that ho who basically scouts and recruits girls to follow in the ho way of life.
Might as well give that lieutenant ho a top hat with the feather stickin up and chin strap.
by Daniel Marty July 20, 2006
mugGet the lieutenant homug.

Lieutenant Dish

Any extremely sexy woman who is referred to as dominant and demanding. A woman who makes you want to fall below ranks to earn a good old fashioned military punishment!
"Damn I almost want to miss drill this morning so that Lieutenant Dish will punish me"

"Did you see Lieutenant Dish at drill this morning, I'd like to drop and give her 20"
by "The Dish" June 13, 2008
mugGet the Lieutenant Dishmug.

lieutenant queef

Typically an aryan white boy, who has an extremely fit sister that has a very thicc ass. He normally gets a grade 1 all over haircut and licks arse.
"Oh that boy is such a lieutenant queef!'
by john tomato January 14, 2018
mugGet the lieutenant queefmug.

wake up lieutenant

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.
Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019
mugGet the wake up lieutenantmug.

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!
by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009
mugGet the Lieutenant Shiny-Sidesmug.

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