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you were a little hard on the beaver last night 

1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"

2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)
Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."
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last night question 

A question that is genre defining a life altering cue or question

Or a question made last night
“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question

last night's dinner 

The act of licking another person's anus.
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.

Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.

what did i do last night? 

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"
yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

Ya but I drank Four Loko last night 

An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.
Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."

Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."

Tony: "Oh well in that case."

last night on earth 

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.
OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

yo mom last night 

Talking about something that happened with your mom the previous night.
Example:

Guy 1: Hey Bill guess what.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I DID YO MOM LAST NIGHT