Pulling a Konsker

a fatal move in competititve sports or military operations that will ultimatly result in your team losing or being slaughtered by the enemy

Captain Fawcett: Private Jonesy is trying to juggle live grenades in the middle of a firefight.

Lieutenent Repperton: Good Lord, somebody stop him before he pulls a konsker!

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Steve Bartman is known for pulling a konsker on the Cubs, and now every Chicago fan hates him.

by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Konek

ochinchin

konek kecik sia

by niishoo November 24, 2020

konkey grease

The lube one uses on their body to more easliy slip into a leather outfit whilst playing the role of a konkey.

Seth slathered konkey grease all over himself in preperation of the evenings festivities.

by Seth the gimp January 9, 2011

Konkey Dick

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

by Everyoneiscollectivelyafailure December 15, 2017

koekerd

koekerd, a dutch word to call someone a bit dumb.

yes you are a koekerd!

by totomaat March 29, 2021

Konektangle

What The Fuck.

"Konektangle"
"What The Fuck."

by KonekWhatTheFuck October 27, 2023

Konkey dong

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020