stop being kobe

not sharin,not givin other people a chance,showin off

hey mane give me a chance stop being kobe

by D Mc March 29, 2008

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

kobesexual

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant

These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.

by Jude August 13, 2004

KobeStani

Not fans, but Stans, and members of the group of radical followers of Kobe Bryant (a long RETIRED NBA Player who nicknamed himself and had 2 numbers retired by the same team as 2 examples of his narcissistic ego that never cared about teammates or ironically fans) who seceded from LakerNation to form the small region of KobeStan. KobeStan is in a forever war against the kingdom of LeBronistan, although King James and his followers have no idea a war has been waged, nor why.

Can you believe some Kobestani defaced the LeBron mural for a THIRD time this week?

Of course. They aren’t laker fans or they’d be happy their team got the GOAT and won’t suck anymore.

by Tip707 July 23, 2018

Kobes

Hot ass White Girls that look sexy

YO kyle u seen the car full of Kobes

Yea yo their was 4 kobes in one car dayum

by str33tballer November 13, 2007

kobesmind

Uploads YouTube videos on the game, "Pocket Mortys" which is based on the popular TV show, "Rick and Morty". He also uploads general gaming videos on several other phone apps.

Hey, Have you watched KobesMind's new video yet?

by RagingFlame October 4, 2017

Kobes

When you're just too lazy to add that extra syllable to the popular Philly slang word "Kobe."

It's a fun and interesting way to say okay. Guaranteed to start up a great conversation.

Alex: Yo, wanna hit up the gym? I need to work my glutes.

Katharine: Hella yes. Let's go to Praline's after. I'm feeling chocolate chip.

Alex: Kobes.

by Kobemaster17 February 21, 2011