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Get the missionary mug.When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.
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Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.
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Get the goofy missionary mug.by jackiebabe March 19, 2010
Get the missionary mug.A sexual session involving only the Missionary position. A "Hole" of Missionary Golf refers to one time having sex, and as such, playing a full 18 holes of Missionary Golf is quite likely impossible.
It resembles golf in that the "Holes" are slightly different, some longer, some shorter, some times you use brute force, sometimes you have to use finesse, but they are all basically the same. I believe there is a certain beauty in playing Missionary Golf well.
It resembles golf in that the "Holes" are slightly different, some longer, some shorter, some times you use brute force, sometimes you have to use finesse, but they are all basically the same. I believe there is a certain beauty in playing Missionary Golf well.
by Christopher R April 16, 2007
Get the Missionary Golf mug.The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.
Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.
by Enzodabossyeahbuddie June 18, 2011
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