A Kipper

Someone who is two faced, with no guts.

Don’t trust him, he’s just a kipper. (a two faced bastard with no guts)

by swichme July 9, 2012

kipper

A cigarette.

From the German slang for cigarette(s): Kippe(n)

Give me a kipper please mate.

Where are my kippers?

by Sancho Panzer July 6, 2007

Kipper

A member of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP). I.e a bigoted, xenophobic rightwing loon who cares deeply about the cultural marxist anarcho-leninist joo EUSSR banning Christmas, bee-killing pesticides and the native English curvy cucumbers, and giving the mooslims human rights.

Kippers aren't welcome in Schotland, apparently.

David Cameron won't prosper by trying to outkip the Kippers (Guarniad headline)

by AnarchoLeninist June 8, 2013

kipper

Someone who is in a bad mood, angry or stressed.

He's got a right kipper on.

by W'action April 26, 2007

Kippers

The word which should be shouted as you wrong foot any opposition player in a competitive sport. This should help humiliate the player further as you leave him standing on the spot.

"You just got kippered" , "KIPPERS!"

by Martin Loader December 28, 2007

kipper

adj greatly annoyed; out of patience;

He had a right kipper.

by Act10n July 20, 2008

kipper

to deface or mutilate oneself accidently through mis-adventure

I was drunk last night and tried to run up a wall and fell on my head and kippered my face

by Harry White August 17, 2007