kingston high school

The ghettoest high school in the Hudson Valley. With a population exeeding over 2,300 kids, about 50% of which are African American. In most cases, the black kids are very annoying, and they play cell-phone music in the hallways. It also consists of a handful of scene kids, you can find them in either Volcano Worshippers Club, or KHS tv. The preps in this school have no sense of style, and copy others around them. The black kids make up strange phrases such as "THATS NECK!" or, "You're burntttt". Most of the phrases make no sense at all, but everyone catches themselves saying it at least once or twice in their high school career. =

CONVERSATION ONE.
Kid number one: I got a madd good grade on that test son!
Kid number two: What did you get, nigga?
Kid number one: A fuckin 80!
Kid number two: That's neck! I got a 95!
Kid number one: Damnn, I'm feeling madd burnt.

CONVERSATION TWO.
Teacher: So class, what are your thoughts on Kingston High School?
Students: This is a fucking shitty ass school mo' fo'

by STUDENT AT KHS April 24, 2008

Kingston Pike

(May also be substituted with any main road in your local town)
The act of lying about ones specific location in order to hang out with girls instead of your close male friends

*phone call*
Me: "hey man, where are you?"
Friend: "ummmm, I'm currently on Kingston Pike driving. Not really sure just driving around."
Me: "uh, well ok. Tell me when you get home so we can hang out."
*call ends*
Friend: "phew! Now I can continue to bang my friends sister in my car while he thinks I'm driving down Kingston pike!"

Ex. 2: "don't Kingston pike me. Bro's before hoes!"

Ex. 3: "Man I kingston piked the fuck out of my friends yesterday. And then I got a bj! Man that was worth it!"

by Fish181 December 20, 2014

East Kingston

A awesome town in New Hampshire that has a population of mainly cows. Commonly referred as EK or EKNH.

1. I live in the EK, dats right!

2. East Kingston is where its at.
3. I live next to the farm in EK.

by dvid June 12, 2009

Sean Kingston

A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes, bitches or even whores), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.

Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over

Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!

by HateMainstreamMusic April 15, 2008

kingston grammar school

filled with privileged twats that make the 15:59 train smell like cheese and onion crisp breath

tom: oi rod the fuck is that smell, it smells like my balls after i ran a marathon
rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen

by lucila-fan May 16, 2022

south kingstown

A large town in Rhode Island, South Kingstown has better beaches than North Kingstown, better schools, and is generally just better. Naturally, something so much better is prettier than NK too. So, there are two public middle schools, Curtis Corner and Broad Rock (CCMS and BRMS or Brock) and one public High School. The mascot for CCMS is the cougar, wildcats for Brock, and Rebels for the high school. NK is just a wannabe SK, so they build big, ugly schools up there. I mean, come on: royal blue and flourescent yellow for Davisville? Ew.

So basically SK has a bunch of pretty awesome people that practically all live within a 8 minute ride to the beach. SK all the way, foo.

And a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds won the state championship for fast pitch softball in like 05. But did NK? Noooooo.

Ronald: Hey, isn't North Kingstown better than South Kingstown?
Escabar: No.

by SK OWNS, FOOL June 19, 2007

kingston (Ontario)

Kingston is a town in Canada. Its inhabitants are some of the finest people in the world including, Meth heads, University students who will kindly accept you if you are rich, outgoing, white and athletic, Judgemental soccer moms, Hipsters, Boomers who refuse to retire and much more! Some of the amazing attractions include a fort that was never used in battle, An empty prison where Canada's most notorious serial rapist and killer Paul Bernardo used to live, and Queens University, an overall top ten university (In Canada) with no English department who prides themselves in their annual racist Halloween parties. Kingston also has a vibrant downtown area that contains stores with over priced tourist souvenirs, Clothing, Shoes and Restaurants that have the look of a 5 star place but the food quality of a Boston pizza.

You are moving to Kingston (Ontario)? Youll be fine there, Kingstonians are super accepting and open as long as you have had a family there for 6 generations or more, are wealthy, White, Good looking, And fit the mold.

by limbin September 3, 2017