Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011

Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.

That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.

by Deering October 17, 2006

Kettleitis

The fear of going to the kettle to make tea/coffe for your guests.

"Leanne, your suffering from kettleitis, go make the coffee"

by ^piE^ July 6, 2009

Ketted

Past tense / Adjective

Under the influence of the ketamine drug. Possibly having taken too much ket.

Aww dude. Did you see Brad in the corner? He was tooottttaaallyyy ketted man...

by Twattywattydoodah November 29, 2018

Ketteline

The type of girl that will be the best and always smiles makes new friends she is crazy and funny always laugh at dum things

Ketteline is. The best you can wish for

by Ketteline March 20, 2019

Kettlish

Type of Behaviour stemming from north coast kettlish bong culture, the word kettle is one of many synonyms for the term “Bong” and considered the best of all the terms - Thus kettlish lifestyles were formulated in the period of around 2010 and these lifestyle entail scorching the earth and getting high of the sacred herb (marijuana) and staying high for extended periods (decades to full life).
Kettlish lifestyles often result in heavily induced phycotropial downers of all sorts but especially the herb (marijuana).
Such Lordish behaviour resulted in heavy colloquials and fresh new calls that pushed the Dendy (dim lit area of smoke gathering) movement even harder, this ultimately pushed torchery to new heights and made it hard to withdrawal from the lifestyle that’s ever so fresh !!!!

LBLBLBLblblb (Lordish behavior)

“Kettlish kettlish”

“If you weren’t so kettlish u could have tapped into that career you were talking up lord”

“Littlery littlery so kettlish”

by Kettle Lord December 9, 2019

Kettering buccleuch academy

Kettering buccleuch academy is a 20th centruy wannabe secondary school with teachers who are hard , annyoing or soft .

Students on the other hands are chavs (yr 10 ) geeks ( y7 )nerds ( 8p2 2021-2022 ) and the wannabe roadmen ( every year )
And the rivaly between KBA and KSA

Kettering buccleuch academy is for chavs
Person from kettering . Kba is the kindest school ever
Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam

by Samwordjack June 24, 2022