surprise motherf**ker

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv

*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

by noideas June 2, 2017

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J🦠KER

Someone who does a prank by falsely sms-ing friends, colleagues, or relatives, or by lying on social media, that they had contracted Covid-19 and had been warded in an ICU in hospital.

Guesstimate how many corona pranks are being carried out by J🦠KERS every day worldwide, thus creating panic in the family, community, or country.

by MathPlus November 2, 2021

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kerse

The term used to describe Clayton Kershaw’s post season major league pitching loss record with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

I hope the Los Angeles Dodgers can beat the Atlanta Braves tonight with Clayton Kershaw pitching and get past the kerse.

by Interventionalist October 15, 2020

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ker-bobbin

Small baby boy, in full-action mode.
See also plob, splob, plobbin, and bobbin

He's been real ker-bobbin today 'aint he!?

by moomintroll May 30, 2005

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KER

KER is somewhat an equivalent of KRW, which means Korean Won.

-It seems I've got 80k KER payment from Apple says my latest invoice. What the heck is that?
-That's Korean won. 80k KRW equals only about 70 USD. (2017-03-16)

by NeiSei March 15, 2017

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