kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).

The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.

by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004

kernersville

The place no one knows of and no one cares about. A small town in North Carolina located right in the middle of everything. 5 minutes from Winston-Salem and 10 minutes from Greensboro. A place where you can find the incredibly rich and the incredibly poor all in the same place and only 2 minutes away from each other. Where local high school students have nothing better to do than go to Dennys then to Walmart at 3 A.M. The only place with a shit hole 3 Dollar Cinema that shows anything but good movies. The only place where the cops do stop in old parking lots or go behind old buildings to share a dozen dounuts or smoke the weed they confiscated from the 6th grade girl whos carring her baby down the side walk to closest chink mart. The only place where the two rival high schools compete in everything from sports to who has the most STDs, the most gays and lesbians, and right down to who has the most teachers in prision for sleeping with students. A place that is quickly becoming the largest cluster fuck in the nation.

Lets go get some 5th grade girls pregnant in Kernersville.

by nimajneB April 13, 2005

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019

Kearney

According to Hoosier folktales, a Kearney is,

"The coolest girl ever who doesn't have to show off because everyone knows she's awesome."

This myth has since been disproved. A Kearney is an instrument used to snort Wasabi.

Guy 1: Dude, bring the Kearney tonight?

Guy 2: The cool girl?

Guy 1: No, man, you believe in those stories?? The Wasabi snorter.

by Tigerprincess October 31, 2010

kerny

Ginger pre-pubescent teenager from Clipperstown in Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland. He is horny 24/7 but has never got laid, and he also drives a Renault Clio and never uses 4th and 5th gears, therefore constantly reving the crap out of the engine.

Please Note: He is ginger

Q: Where is kerny today?
A: Probably jerking off to dumpster porn.

*Car revs past college*
That would be Kerny

by Matthew Kernohan January 17, 2008

Kearney

A beautiful person. She’s a sister to some and a friend to most. She brings light into your life. She might be shy in the beginning but once you get to know her she’s a beautiful ,wild, funny,& courageous Angel sent from the God above. Now if you find a Kearney, you keep her close to your heart and treat her well. She’s special and a blessing to all how meet her.

“Hey there Kearney! I hope your having a great day !”
“ I am thank you ! You too bye !”

by HAPpy unicorn luver June 16, 2019

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003