Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

by MR Nipple June 19, 2014

kernel panic

it's similar to micro$hit winblows Blue Screen Of Death

You never forget your first kernel panic.

by lunatux June 22, 2006

Kerel

The most awesomest person you will ever meet often seen trying to make people laugh and trying to get all the ladies. He's usually darkskin and has a big dick. He's the hottest most amazing and nice boy you'll ever meet. He is usually a shy boy and sensitive.

Kerel is so cool!
Kerel gets all the girls!

by yywfsx January 11, 2014

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009

Kernel K-Face

A veteran of ketamine.

A person who rivals a dyson when hoovering up powder.

Someone who is similar to an elephant with respect to the kill dose of tranquillisers.

1. "Mother of god... Kernel K-Face is still conscious, that boy is a trooper."

2. "Today... Kernel K-Face was awarded the medal of honour for his bravery in the field of killing brain cells."

by The Crimson Adder May 11, 2010

Kriel

Confident,sexy and an absolute killer to have around. Loved by all the women. Drinks beer, a lot of it and is a party animal. Body is always on point. If you mates with him he will always have your back and can help you thru any tough situation. Sometimes the clown but always knows how to make people laugh!AND also generally swears a lot.

That's something only Kriel would say.

by BrazilYoMom August 15, 2017

Kermela

Kermela is a cute petite amazing woman. She’s normally short and shy looking but when you get to know her she’s the loudest, most exciting and daring person in the world. She makes a wonder girlfriend due to her caring and passionate attitude and she’s down for late night calls with friends.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Kermela?

Person 2: No why?

Person 1: She was hanging out with her friends and she was acting so weird! I’ve never seen her like that!

by SamZeh December 5, 2017