kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

Kensington Engagement Ring

A hickey

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009

Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 4, 2010

Kensington Wedding Bells

The sound of a bottle breaking

-Yo, It's 1:30 in the morning, Who the fuck is out there breaking bottles?

-Oh just some dickhead ringing the ole Kensington Wedding Bells

by RoDizzleYerNizzle May 19, 2021

Kensington

Beautiful, amazing most trustworthy person you will meet. Usually has brown hair blue eyes and freckles. Has big butt and and it’s always nice to everyone. Most people love Kensington but she can be annoying and weird at times.

Oh dang that ass though, I can tell that’s Kensington without looking at her face

by Lilly1083235 October 27, 2018

Kensington

Zombie land. The place is filled with crackheads so if you thinking about visiting, dont.

Person 1: Where you bout to go?
Person 2: Kensington

Person 1: Stay home dumbass

by KayDaDemon May 29, 2022

Kensington

K-Town, as the locals call it, a not so small small town that is the place to be. next to Bethesda and Rockville everyone wishes they lived here. people there know what the real shit is and what’s fake. they here know how to have a good time and everyone knows everyone. most people that live here are middle to uppethe class and consist of 3 main areas, parkwood, chevy chase view, and the town of kensington. Teens can be found in town on weekends and the moms can be found inside drinking wine while the dads r Barbecueing out back. life is good here

girl- do u live in Bethesda or Rockville

boy- i live in kensington

girl- we should hang out sometime

by Dogssssss March 10, 2018