Kelp It 

Shortened version of "Can't Help It."

E: why are you always squeezing my ass?

T: I kelp it! It's beautiful.

Kelp It by Daddyzgurl September 12, 2017

Kelp Dick 

The affliction of spending too much time boogie boarding, or sea activities until it inflicts you with a case of kelp in or on your genitalia. Whilst looking and smelling horrible, it somehow fascinates the females of the species.

Tobes: Migs, come on man - stop surfing we've got to go hit the bar for TSBs!!
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes

Kelp Dick by MickeyDangerous May 29, 2009

KELP YOUR ASS 

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

KELP YOUR ASS by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

Kelp gods 

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

Kelp gods by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Kelp.Memes 

Kelp memes is the best Instagram page owned by a sexy guy with an android who has a very horny audience who like to make story’s about rats. Kelp also wants what we all do, Nancys Gawk Gawk 3000

“What is Nancy doing at Kelps house”
“Probably doing what she did to the jar to Kelp.Memes”

Kelp.Memes by Kelp is hot November 23, 2021

Kelp memes 

Kelp is a cute individual on Instagram with an android he gets all the hoes.

Where is Kelp memes
He’s probably with Nancy recreating the jar scene

Kelp memes by Kelp is hot December 11, 2021

Kelp/Kelpii 

The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.

“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”

“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”

Kelp/Kelpii by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022