by Daddyzgurl September 12, 2017
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Tobes: Migs, come on man - stop surfing we've got to go hit the bar for TSBs!!
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes
by MickeyDangerous May 29, 2009
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