Kelowna

Also known as K-town to the locals

A growing city on the edge of Okanagan Lake. Origally was home to the popular "Floating bridge". It has been replaced.

Population expands in the summer making this place the best for loud, wild parties. Everyone here is proud to represent being home to Canada's "bc bud".

Some of the most intense wake boarding you will ever see in your life happens right here. Although there is a problem with large amounts of elderly people that cannot operate vehicles properly, this place pretty much kicks BC ass!

Joe: Hey! I'm heading down to Kelowna for "Wakefest" this summer, you showing up?

Kyle: Heck yes! That is the most intense part of the summer!

Joe: I'll see you there and we will smoke some weed and party!

Kyle: Totally!

by omgitsme_again June 9, 2011

kellog's

when a fat wigger sings about cereal and everyone makes fun of him

scuoby a doo wop dee dop 2 scoops of raisins

by mctits March 28, 2003

kellophilia

A high attraction to people named kellen / kellin. For some reson kellens are just nice, friendly people who are highly likeable and really hot

I got kellophilia

by Demonddog May 29, 2018

Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

by Melong January 21, 2019

Kellon

Kellon- very tall like super tall, has two annoying ass sisters and can never take a break, perfect at basketball and football, most likely number 5 on all his jerseys. He's a good athlete but also can pull loads of girls he may look like he's 27, but he's just a normal 7th grade boy that hates his sisters :) I do to bud don't worry </3 Adding on he's super hot and good-looking the color of his skin and his beautiful face makes you want to pause time and take so many pictures of this living dream.

Kellon hates his sisters

by Raysgf November 23, 2021

kellzwud

being punched in da back ov da head during sexual intercourse, frm behind or in the anus, is known as the kellzwud.

did you here wat josh dun to arnos sista he done da kellzwud man she's bin concused for days.

by anthony skone November 19, 2007

Kellos

The currency in Amsonia(fictional) is Kellos. With about 500 Kellos you can buy a goat, if that gives you any idea of how much its worth.

Don't try to barter with me, young sir. That goat is worth 650 Kellos and I will accept no less

by am5starM September 19, 2010