Keirsten 

A Keirsten is a person who can never get their name spelled right. They get very defensive when their name is spelled the incorrect way. A Keirsten is also a comedic genius who has mega mommy issues. If you know a keirsten, befriend them at all costs. They are very loyal, and mentally ill. The perfect duo. (keep in mind: She hyper fixates on mediocre gamer boys with piano player hands)

Person A: "OMG you're so funny!"
Person B: "Thanks, not as funny as Keirsten though."

Person A: "Are you coming to the party tonight or what?"
Person B: "Sorry, my mom said no. She just beat me half to death earlier"
Person A: "Damn that sucks. You're such a Kiersten"

Person A: "Did you see that hot skater earlier? He was so cute"
Person B: "Ew no he has fat hands"

Keirsten by mommymilkersquad January 31, 2021

Keirsten Baker 

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, sweet, understanding, funny, and loving. She can turn any bad day into a good one just by smiling at you. She always has the cutest outfits, but its her eyes that make her stand out. Light green with brown sometimes. An extremely rare find, their is only one in existence.

That Kevin kid really loves that girl Keirsten Baker

Keirsten Baker by K<3K March 17, 2013

keirsten 

a whore

keirsten is a whore

keirsten by hehebasil January 30, 2022

Kerston 

Someone who is impossible to feed at a restaurant. Loves fruit, goes to Chinese buffet and is mad that there is Chinese. Orders chicken wings at Irish restaurants. Best known for his abnormally small penis. Known is simply darnes. Joined the military for the military discount. Still a cool dude

Guy 1: hey Kerston want to grab Chinese?
Kirsten: ya you think they have a military discount

Kerston by Martid June 29, 2016

Keirstan 

Looks sweet, but is a total bitch underneath. Kinda crazy and you should definitely question her sanity. It's okay though because somehow she is pretty likable.

Look at her, a typical Keirstan...

Keirstan by golden sunsets by the beach July 15, 2020

Kearston

KEARSTONS ARE GORGEOUS INSIDE AND OUT KEARSTON ARE THE BEST GIRLLS INA WORLD LIKE DATE A KEARSTON YOU WON’T REGRET IT ! WHEN KEARSTON LIKES SOMEONE SHE LIKES THEM FOREVER TILL SHE GETS THEM ! MONEY IS THE 2nd MOST IMPORTANT IN KEARSTON’S LIFE BEHIND HERSELF .IF SHE DOSENT LIKE YOU YOU MOST LIKE did SOMETHING TO PISS HER OFF. DON’T LEAVE A KEARSTON ON DELIVERED SHE’LL NEVER RESPOND AGAIN UNLESS SHEE REALLY LIKES YOU. KEARSTON’S ARE MEAN AND NICE AND LOYAL TO ALL PEOPLE. KEARSTON’S SPEAKS THERE MIND KEARSTON is an amazing girlfriend one everyone should have !

Kearston: your dress is so cute

Girl: is that KEARSTON ??!
Boy: yess omg how’d you know ?
Girl: because she’s so nice and beautiful!

Kearston by NADLESYOUE November 22, 2021

keriston 

A real individual who too loyal for their own good mean as fuck unless they fuck with you a person who careless but deep down heartless and hate feelings

Keriston is cool 😎

keriston by Keriston November 23, 2021