keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

keanu reeves by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

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KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

KEANU REEVES by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

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Keanu Reeves

Used to replace a swear word or an offensive remark.

What the Keanu Reeves are you doing to my Keanu Reeves?

Keanu Reeves by officer buufasa February 9, 2009

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Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is a godly person who had been in movies like; John Wick, the Matrix... blah blah! But who cares?! He is a breathtaking god. He should be our future president because he will help us raid Area 51! He is the best role model and his hair is great. He also loves puppies! I'm not going to explain more because you probably know a lot about him if you watch memes. :D

Dude: "Keanu Reeves you are BREATHTAKING!"

Keanu: "No, YOU ARE BREATHTAKING, You are ALL BREATHTAKING!"

Keanu Reeves by thismemerdude July 21, 2019