Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

Keanu Reeves

Used to replace a swear word or an offensive remark.

What the Keanu Reeves are you doing to my Keanu Reeves?

by officer buufasa February 9, 2009

Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is a godly person who had been in movies like; John Wick, the Matrix... blah blah! But who cares?! He is a breathtaking god. He should be our future president because he will help us raid Area 51! He is the best role model and his hair is great. He also loves puppies! I'm not going to explain more because you probably know a lot about him if you watch memes. :D

Dude: "Keanu Reeves you are BREATHTAKING!"

Keanu: "No, YOU ARE BREATHTAKING, You are ALL BREATHTAKING!"

by thismemerdude July 21, 2019