Sad Kant

When something/someone thinks there big enough to reek havoc on people’s lives

Oi that Storm Barra is a Sad Kant, we can’t do our revaluation question!

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

Kanting

Kanting is when a person uses a fruit or vegetable to sexually pleasure them selfs
E.i. A man inserts his penis into a watermelon, or a female uses a zucchini as a didlo

Look over there, that man is kanting on that orange

by Hollakrell May 6, 2024

N’golo Kante

The most cheerful man alive

N’golo Kante is a professional footballer

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Kant

Is my daddy

not based friend: what are you reading, nerd
you: (they don’t know i know this trick) your dad

NBF: Kant? Oh yeah, he’s my fav too

by kantcore1804 December 29, 2021

kantelis

1.)A faggot with big ears and from California.
2.)The little known cousin of the weenus.

Man, Dumbo sure is a Kantelis!

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

Kant

An insult for someone who is reliant on coffee to an obnoxious degree and will lash out at everything without it. It's based on German philosopher Immanuel Kant who would cry "I am drowning" if he didn't have a cup for a while.

"Jamie is acting irritable again"

"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"

by anonymous February 27, 2022

kant

Hipster's replacement for the word 'Can't'.

Ludacris: Kant yea see bitch I've diarrhea. Get out ma way.
Bitch: *Stares like a bitch*

by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019