N’golo Kante

The most cheerful man alive

N’golo Kante is a professional footballer

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Sad Kant

When something/someone thinks there big enough to reek havoc on people’s lives

Oi that Storm Barra is a Sad Kant, we can’t do our revaluation question!

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

Kanting

Kanting is when a person uses a fruit or vegetable to sexually pleasure them selfs
E.i. A man inserts his penis into a watermelon, or a female uses a zucchini as a didlo

Look over there, that man is kanting on that orange

by Hollakrell May 6, 2024

Kante

To be the best midfielder in the world

Sure Fred is decent, but he's no Kante

by Mac Liam June 2, 2021

Bro is not kante

Not him

Bro is not kante

by NotKante December 14, 2023

Ngolo Kante

Ladies and Gentlemen......... It is matchday.

Water covers 70% of the earth. The other 30% is Ngolo Kante

Ngolo Kante won back his virginity

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

kant

Hipster's replacement for the word 'Can't'.

Ludacris: Kant yea see bitch I've diarrhea. Get out ma way.
Bitch: *Stares like a bitch*

by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019