Kaden is a badass mothafucka who can mess over anyone but usually chooses not to. Kaden’s are usually tall cute and really funny, and sometimes act like they have no common sense.. Kaden has lots of hoes, but doesn’t want to admit it. And he is most likely still a virgin and has his hopes set on a senior when he is only a sophomore. Kaden’s also have big dicks. And are typically very loyal and can always make anyone smile. Kaden will usually openly be ready to roast anyone who dares to say anything about him.
Don’t say anything about Kaden.
Kaden is so cute, and he’s always been there for me.
Kaden is a giant!
Person:”you have hoes”
Kaden:”lmao, no I don’t”
Kaden is so FINE
I heard Kaden has a 11 incher
Kaden is so sexy
Kaden is so cute, and he’s always been there for me.
Kaden is a giant!
Person:”you have hoes”
Kaden:”lmao, no I don’t”
Kaden is so FINE
I heard Kaden has a 11 incher
Kaden is so sexy
by Perceus April 20, 2019
Kaden is the type of person to run over your dog and gaslight your asd until you kill yourself. Kaden Is a bitch
by Hater69.9 December 08, 2022
one of the sexiest guys you'll ever meet.... Kaden's are perfect boyfriends and even better husbands.... he is athletic and simply perfect and can do anything thing he sets his mind to.. he usually loves to play basketball.... in my opinion Kadens and Madisons go perfect together
by gucci.huston November 23, 2016
A hot ass dude who will make your coochie melt. His voice sounds like a South Park character, but he’ll stay in your mind forever and will keep you up at night
by Purplepeepee October 27, 2020
Kaden is not short but not tall. He has clear blue eyes and has blonde hair. He likes girls with blue eyes and blonde hair. And sometimes likes girls with braces. He is good at almost all sports and is very athletic. He is also a great fucker. He loves his girlfriend and will always love her and is very protective and always knows how to make people laugh. He is definently the class clown.
by Gabriella Stone November 08, 2018
Someone who is dummy thiccc, very hot, has 69 girlfriends, and very muscular so he could beat pewdiepie in a fight.
One of kadens 42069 friends: did you kaden over there being dummy thicc while fighting pewdiepie
Another of kadens 42069 friends: yes he is very kaden.
Another of kadens 42069 friends: yes he is very kaden.
by The racist shaq on crack May 22, 2020
The friggen litist bio out there nice hands Swift eyes has a swagger look is good with science friggen awesome nice cheek bones swift chin the best reader amazing with books terrible in bed can’t eat food
by Ndndjdhdb November 17, 2018