juniper jones

a type of disease. the disease makes it impossible to know the difference between fact and reality. often associated with certain unknown STI's.

My dick has a nasty rash on it. Do you think this looks like Juniper Jones?

by godhelpus November 4, 2010

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

1. A show that gets out new episodes at a good pace, and is pretty good as far as plot goes.
2. The closest thing to Buffy the Vampire Slayer that is still making new episodes

1. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"Cool! Lets watch!"
2. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"well, its no Buffy, but..."

by Butterfly_Fox...Not! December 29, 2006

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

A decent show on Cartoon Network. Juniper Lee fights to protect her hometown and citizens both human and magical from evil beings. She is "the chosen one", and her family and a talking Scottish puppy give her help and support she needs. It is vastly different from anything else on CN, so despite the lack of more interesting scripts, it fills a void created by the absence of other realistically animated, family friendly shows. It is also very respectful to minorities.

"I like The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. It has some annoying characters and storylines, not to mention a horrid theme song, but good Disney-like animation, light-hearted humour and family themes make it watchable. We haven't seen something like this on Cartoon Network for too long."

by BKMorris October 16, 2006

juniper berry llama llama

i have a better solution. I'll marry a wealthy man

juniper berry llama llama my life

by Plato channnn did me dirty April 3, 2022

Juniper

Shy. Short. Stick. A good friend

oi Juniper

by tdkymtrfk September 10, 2021

juniper

a kind and silly guy, promising of loyalty. probably obsessed w sth in some way but we love him. silly silly

evan: that guys quite silly dont u think?
nyx: evan, thats juniper.......

by buttlickerroo December 30, 2023

Juniper

Junipers are two faced and often easily controlled by other people, this often happens if the juniper is friends with your enemy, even if your friends with this juniper they will turn against you and then hate you when around that person, then away from that person they will act like a civilized human being.

Juniper: I like your outfit!

Enemy: go tell her that her outfits ugly
Juniper: your outfits ugly
Like girl what

by NoYouFontKnowMe February 17, 2025