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jingle horse

getty up jingle horse
pick up your goddamn feet
jingle around the clock
jingle horse by reindeer hater December 20, 2008

T-Jingle Friend 

A person who is not worth enough to receive a custom ring tone so they are stuck with the t-jingle.
"oo who's calling? No one important its just the t-jingle."

Thus leading to t-jingle friend.

Jingle Jam 

A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.
You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...
Jingle Jam by Xero _ Manifest December 14, 2010

Jingle Noob 

Very unskilled gamers, usually found playing the newest Call of Duty around Christmas time. This can also be applied to Halo or any other game. They usually get dominated by more skilled players who have had the game for months.

Term originated from the G187 Clan on Call of Duty 4.
Guys, it's Christmas Eve... I can't wait to play the Jingle Noobs tomorrow morning.
Jingle Noob by DrAiNx13 January 15, 2011

Jingle Boyed 

To be ignored or palmed off by a love interest at christmas time.
Oh is James coming to the Christmas party?

- No, I got jingle boyed

or

I tried to kiss Holly at on Christmas Eve but she jingle boyed me

Jingle Jerk 

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.
"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"
Jingle Jerk by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009