July 9th

My dumbass boyfriend’s birthday I love that bitch

July 9th, 2002 was the day many mistakes were made, however Brad is not one of them

by Bracesolado October 15, 2019

July 9th

NATIONAL SEX DAY

Today is July 9th, national sex day.
I will be with the guy who makes me smile on national sex day.

by That Girl22 July 9, 2018

July 9th

Annoy ur best friend day

You annoy your bestie on July 9th

by Hamish.237 July 8, 2021

July 9th

CinemAsif's birthday. Get lit, or go home. Send him money. Be nice. Safe.

Omg July 9th is coming up! You know what that means! CinemAsif's Birthday!

by NotCinemAsif October 16, 2019

July 9th

The day that ruined the rest of my entire life. In the best way possible.

Him: I've liked you since the first day i met you july 9th,2006.

by Riley Taylor March 13, 2008

July 9th

Born on this day, so bright and fair,
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.

July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.

Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.

So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.

If you were born on July 9th thank you.

by Cloud 24 June 24, 2023

July 9th

national kill andre day

Andre: oh hi there friend
You: stfu😐
Andre: what?

You: *starts blazing guns* happy national kill andre day

Andre: *dead bc it's July 9th*

by Booty liccer July 6, 2021