Joesexual

Joesexual is a new sexuality created by one sex guru named Lily Reverie IV where you are sexually attracted to someone’s shoes instead of the person. Some studies also find that 5% of them also sexually attracted to nostrils!

MARCKQ: Inui, what is your sexuality?
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!

MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH

by inuwee June 30, 2022

Joesexual

Thinking you're straight when you're actually gay, bi, or pan.

Ex 1:
X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."

Ex 2:
X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"

by Yashieee June 29, 2023

Josexual

An attraction or sexual preference towards a girl nicknamed Jojo

Antonio confessed today that he was josexual

by Pljojo12 August 9, 2018

Jomosexual

For most people, a Jomosexual is
Understood to be a
Crazy
Kinda guy.
Unlike the common definition of a
Jomosexual,
A
Mere "gay guy named Joe"
Is not completely correct. To be
Entirely correct, it's just an insult made up to attack anyone named Joe.

Joe is beating me in an argument, so I'll just call him a Jomosexual, ensuring my "win".

by Loco Joe January 16, 2007

jomosexual

a guy named joe who likes guys to stick it in his asshole and pays them to do it, but secretly hates the guys that do it.

there is a jomosexual at gary's.

by joe's pimp July 26, 2006

JoeySexual

When someone does not classify as a girl or boy, they are just a joey.

Friend 1: Hey look at that boy.
Friend 2: Um, that's not a boy, that's Joey.
Friend 1: Oh right. He's JoeySexual.

by rjdoo99 July 30, 2017

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS

Friend: Hey look that guy is cute you should ask for his number!
Me: Sorry i’m Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual.

by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020