jubot

A small white chihuahua who won't walk if she is wearing an outfit. Enjoys playing with golf balls and plastic easter eggs. Does not enjoy turkey basters, vaccums, and whale noises. Also responds to "dirty ju & juasaurus". Believes she is a snake,badger,cat, & elephant.

"What is that crawling on the floor?"

"Oh that's just a jubot.."

by jubotlove April 24, 2010

jootai

A combination of two superior beings. IE. A small god and a large god.

Oh my god, those two gods have just merged to form a Jootai!

by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007

Jonotoole

The art of using stupidly long or pretentious words in normal conversation.

What a great display of histrionics that is such a jonotoole thing to say.

That bloke in the kitchen this morning just would not let up, frigging pompous git. I swear he just jonotooled for the whole time.

by Dinplug June 13, 2008

jobet

A God, Superior, Beyond, Legend

Mike Muños: Forgive me Jobet for I have sinned.

by Mike Muños faka July 10, 2017

jootsl

Jumping out of the skyscraper laughing. Usually used by popular discord user Marshy.

Used to express a strong urge to jump out of a skyscraper laughing.

Oh the chat died. Jootsl

by Sir Jeffrier June 2, 2021

Jobst

A Jobst is always a man with an huge amount of honnor. He is smart and always outplaying Woomys. He is the best looking guy in his school. And has a dick that is bigger than 30 centimeters

Someone outplaying you: You're such a Jobst

by Max Meier February 1, 2020

JoeBot

mothafucking joebot!
a scientific anomaly with the suave sexiness of a man and the various powers of a robot.
thought to have been created by a man making getting nasty with a robot, this remains unconfirmed.

"Whoa... what was that?!"
"That's JoeBot, baby."

by a. blinken February 3, 2010