Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

Jesus H Christ by SoberMan October 21, 2020

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jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

jesus h christ by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006

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jesus fucking h christ!

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.

A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!

jesus fucking h christ! by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009

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Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

Jesus. H Christ by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

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Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

Jesus H. Christopherson by auditus maximus July 1, 2005

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