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Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
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Jess Cheong

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
"Jess Cheong is going to rail me with her horsecock tonight"
by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021
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Jess Cheong

E-sports athlete and men's rights activist Jess Cheong was eliminated from the World Among Us Finals when it was determined that her gargantuan cock and balls were interfering with the opposing team's ability to control their sexual urges.
Jess Cheong, what's wrong? Big schlong's too long, ding dong
by herpcow April 2, 2021
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jess conte

A beautiful, gorgeous YouTuber that is from Australia. She currently lives in LA with her husband Gabriel Conte, whom she married in December 2016. She has a beautiful singing voice and beautiful blue eyes.
Who's YouTube video are you watching?
It's Jess Conte's, she's so amazing.
by cuddling-marais December 10, 2017
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jessi curran taco

jessi curran taco 🌮 is ze most iconic cliche ever to strut around.

she is ur typical thot and everyone should worship her

alternative names include: jessi the besti, jessi, iconiccliche, my best friend
RE EXAM: *describe God*
ME: jessi curran taco
by hannah the coolest August 6, 2019
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Jessa Complex

Not realizing that your explicit blog could have a negative impact on the rest of your (personal and professional) life. By extension, thinking your blog is immune from society's judgements.

Named for popular Washington DC blogger Jessa Jeffries who was fired for her blog, Jessaisms, a Jessa Complex describes the habit of young, hip bloggers to post their entire lives on the web with no regard for professional consequences. This often results in a blogger being fired for the contents of their blog, otherwise known as being dooced.
I think she is developing a Jessa Complex. Her blog is getting really personal. She'd better watch out or she might get "dooced".
by Pagan Marbury June 1, 2006
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jess coyne

"hey man, is jess coyne coming over?"

"I didn't get any sleep last night, I was busy with jess coyne."
by Tradion El May 13, 2006
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