by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017
Get the Jerkoff Shits mug.The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012
Get the Jerkoff Litmus Test mug.A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015
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by Djes_ January 29, 2021
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He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
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