by Dirkypoo69 October 08, 2017
The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
by jerkoff_tester December 03, 2012
A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
by Dick Smoothers April 09, 2015
A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.
Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
by Swog89 January 03, 2021
Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
by Djes_ January 29, 2021
by Ramos Wamelernota May 19, 2021
A person who just won't shut up about themselves and their achievements, looks etc. or the people who write the name descriptions.
(otherwise known as egomaniac)
(otherwise known as egomaniac)
jerry: And there was this other time where I went to a party an-
Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?
Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?
by jorgman June 07, 2022