Jerkoff Shits

When ur jerking off on the toilet then you have to shit or vise versa.

Oh my lord dude While I was jerkingoff I had to shit. I got the Jerkoff shits

by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

polar bear jerkoff

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.

My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.

by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015

Jerkoff

The opposite of what you would like to jerk off too

Dude that girl is such a jerkoff

by Ramos Wamelernota May 19, 2021

jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".

He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.

by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021