Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

by Bondz January 13, 2010

jeroen

A name of Latin origin, often it is used to describe men of great sexual potency and even greater sized sexual equipment that still fail to get laid.

The man was quite a Jeroen, bearing the 12 inch penis but still only getting lucky with hookers.

by 6 April 2, 2004

jerjer

a coloquial word for sex; an act of having sexual activity or relation; human sexual intercourse.

Jerjer is an expression of love.

by neilyoung February 25, 2008

The Jeroen-solution

A bizar, astonishing solution to a situation that seems hopeless.

Getting a potato chip that lies on your neck into your mouth while your hands are tied behind your back... a true Jeroen-solution.

If you are in a situation that seems hopeless, then the last thing you should do is give up. You should hold on until the end and you will always find the Jeroen-solution.

by Oscar Jin April 12, 2008

Dirty Jeroen

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jeroen.

Dirty Jeroen is such a simp

by Chewbrakka April 21, 2020

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009