sean jensen

Basically a demon born from the explosion of the nuke in Hiroshima
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them

The last time someone got close to sean jensen, the were never heard from again.

by BILLYTHEBISON October 27, 2017

Jensen

A sandwich made from the butt-end of the bread with one piece of meat. Usually consumed when there's nothing else to eat and you're really hungover.

Man I drank way too much last night, I need a Jensen.

by grande1234 September 18, 2013

Jensen

The most beautiful girl you will lay your eyes on. Jensens tend to be artistically adept and extremely smart. They also tend to have a striking sense of humour and charisma. If you meet a Jensen, consider yourself one of the lucky few.

"Wow, who is that amazing girl?"
"That's Jensen, gotta love her."

by Juskyle Limbard August 31, 2013

Jensen

To fax your own penis through a fax machine.

Holy crap, that guy just jensened.

by Alex Forkstealer January 21, 2006

Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Number 1! That guy in that one spongebob episode that has the retarded hat.

Whoa! You look like Smitty Werben Man Jensen

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006

Jensen

A guy who is really into computer games and loves CSGO

That dude is such a Jensen

by Tass1 July 23, 2017

Jensen

Jensens r the sweetest most cuddly boys with the biggest hearts. Jensens r music loving strong willed mammas boys, that value the close bonds they make.

I fell bad for anyone who doesn’t have a Jensen in their circle

by Cantheman April 1, 2020