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Box jellyfish

The most venomous jellyfish living in the World. Its head is not hazardous but its tentacles can kill a human in 4 minutes when touched.
The box jellyfish is a very dangerous sea creature that lives in Australia.
by Secondary Metabolite May 18, 2022
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Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.
I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.
by What a nice tie July 9, 2010
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jellyfish jam

A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS
Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'
by IsThisHandleTaken? May 15, 2018
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Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.
by Angry Pirate Andy January 25, 2010
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making jellyfish

1. having a meeting with 'madam palm and her five friendly sisters' in the bath
2. A liquid 'wank'
3. drowning the bald mans babies
Excuse me vicar, have i got anything on my face? I was making Jellyfish in the bath this morning.
by churdler April 4, 2003
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jellyfish festival

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches
"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"
by bigD567 October 6, 2008
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sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.
by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008
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