Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

by hi_lena November 6, 2018

Jeanis

A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.

"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"

by pissboi99 May 27, 2021

Jeanie

Is a valuable rumney juvil

Usually skin and bones and has long brown hair

Dawty that’s a Jeanie that’s a rumney

by Jeangirl890 November 23, 2021

jeanis

it's when your jeans make it look like you have a boner in your crotch area

Oh! Pranav has a jeanis, let's bully him, hahahaha 😂🤣

by syraseven December 7, 2023

jeanis

the bump on jeans and hat happens when you sit down that looks suspiciously like a penis

when she sat a jeanis appeared in her lap

by fooster_slay February 9, 2024

Jeanie

In women’s jeans, the point at which all seams come together under the crotch. This forms a solid notch of denim.

Typically this falls right on top of the clit. The perfect spot.. this can be extremely pleasurable with the right movements.

Everyone could tell Sarah was enjoying herself in history class as she rocked side to side in her new Levi’s. Turns out she was pleasuring herself with her new Jeanie!

by -EllieMay December 6, 2024