janine is a horrible person and worse of a mother. she will do anything just to prove she is right including destroying all your desires. she will destroy you. if she is wrong about anything she will make your life a living hell.
if you ever meet a janine... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
if you ever meet a janine... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
hey janine who are you hanging out with can i join
no idiot. and whom are you hanging out with and may i join, idiot
no idiot. and whom are you hanging out with and may i join, idiot
by firface3000 May 12, 2020
Yea bro her and her mom picked me up and we went out to see a show. It was a total Janine date but I didn't have to spend anything so it's all good.
by Chuckbad April 19, 2017
The phrase Rob and Janine first started in the angel pub in Caerphilly named after two legendary locals….
Basically when when you are told something and it sounds completely mental or u need more information on the matter as it’s so ridiculous u can’t get to grips with it… rather than say “what do u mean” you would say “rob and Janine?”
Basically when when you are told something and it sounds completely mental or u need more information on the matter as it’s so ridiculous u can’t get to grips with it… rather than say “what do u mean” you would say “rob and Janine?”
Morgan: omfg, had a mental one last night, took far too much cocaine, a pukka n 3 viagras, went home horny as fuck. Wanked off watching a Red Cross advert on tv n then shot my load all over my dads dog…..
James: hang on a sec… rob and Janine?
James: hang on a sec… rob and Janine?
by PubHellhound July 16, 2022
Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.
by 777000 December 17, 2008
Janine is the funniest, prettiest girl out there. She will eat a lot and she’s really thicc. She’s a really good cuddler, and she’s really freaky at times. She’s most likely going to date light skin boys if their name starts with an ‘N’. If you want to win her heart, don’t leave her on opened, be as freaky as her, feed her, and care about her. Trust me, she will be the best girlfriend you can have.
by Imsoboredsorry7492 November 28, 2019
by Domdeloease May 21, 2019
the most beautifulest thing ever on earth. this is the type of shit that gives you auto boners, and one look, you WILL jizz your pants. no doubt. she is the most sexiest most hottest fineist guapoest magandaest thing ever. its damn paradise. its more than heaven, if you die, you wish youd wanna go to janine. and this is the shit you wish for when its 11:11. and if you get janine y. you will be the luckiest mother fucker ever in the whole damn world. but then the next day, you will be fucked, because other fools WILL kill you. janine y. is another word for THEE shit. no joke. janine y. is thee best.
damn look at that girl shes so JANINE Y. fuck damn i have a damn boner and i just came. WTF. my moms gonna kill me when she finds sperm on my boxers -_- ima just say its toothpaste =0
by reeeeeechaaaaaard June 07, 2009