jaded

That feeling you get about college after a month or two, when you realize it isn't any better than high school was and you're still wasting your time. When you start to question why you're there at all.

Guy 1: Dude, I thought college was going to be great, but the caf. food sucks, I have no money, the girls are all bitches, and my classes blow.

Guy 2: You sound pretty jaded, man...

Guy 1: So totally am; don't think I'm coming back next semester.

by CynicalAndJaded November 9, 2009

jedded

When your violent comedown and horrific hangover mix together. There is no worse state one can be in than jedded.

Sam: Ben mate, have you heard from Damo this morning?
Ben: Yeah youth, he's absolutely Jedded

by Silly Sam and Bold Ben July 21, 2017

Jadden

An idiot that no matter what manages to steal your heart but doesn't care to give it back. He can be attractive if he tries and can sometimes act like a manhoe. Even though he bounces from girl to girl, he loves to friend zone (even sister zone) girls.

Girl 1:What's wrong?
Girl 2:Jadden's are so heartless...I love him and hate him so much! He's such a manhoe

by Onlyfoolsfall4u April 21, 2018

Judded

The action of a girl kissing guys after she realizes that she's a lesbian.

She judded that guy, when she became a lesbian.
Lesbians tend to jud guys after they realize so or whenever they are really drunk.
Instead of girls kissing girls, lesbians jud guys when they're drunk.

by GirlsJustWannaHaveFun94 January 1, 2011

Janded

A meme/joke term used within pixel art communities to describe sprites that appear to have been resized/compressed, then messily cleaned up

Jared: *posts a sprite*
Ronald: janded, grixeled, gronxeled

by Ramen Guy December 4, 2021

Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

Jayded

Playboy Playmate Model Jayde Nicole is known for getting absolutley wasted and making a fool of herself in public. Getting 'jayded' refers to a drunken night in which you make a total fool of yourself.

Tonight I'm going to drink myself into a stooper and get jayded! Lastnight I got so jayded and streaked at a party.

by SweeetSpot April 28, 2011