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furry jacuzzi

A Furry Jacuzzi is the process of sneaking up to someone who is enjoying a quiet (preferably candle lit) bath and throwing a live hamster into the bath.
It is best performed with multiple hamsters for a bubblier effect.
'So then i snuck into the bathroom and gave Her a Furry Jacuzzi'
'If you don't shut up, I'm going to furry Jacuzzi you're lazy ass!'
by Dan Barclay January 10, 2008
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Mexican Jacuzzi

The act of flatulating in a cheap kiddie pool after eating bad Mexican food, and drinking cheap canned beer.
Gomez and Sanchez's Mexican Jacuzzi caused an investigation by the EPA!
by Russ May 13, 2006
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Jacuzzi

Two person Bath tub with built in Sex toys that shoot out warm water at high speeds.
Kelly and I Tagged up the Jacuzzi on Wed afternoon
by Midjet February 6, 2006
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Jacuzzi Enema

When the jetstream of a jacuzzi is used to clean out the anus before anal sex. This is used in last minute cases when a proper enema isnt used

Warning: make sure a proper working toilet is close, due to the immediete extreme softening of stool
Right before we had anal I had her clean herself out giving her a jacuzzi enema....and it worked!!
by Persianpornstar July 27, 2009
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jacuzzi mc dude

A Jacuzzi Mc Dude is a male that wears such clothing items as black silken button up shirts with tribal designs or flames, extremely baggy worn out jeans and/ or cargo pants or shorts. They have also been known to wear camo pants*. Such accecories include chains hanging from thier thick black leather wallets. Sahrk-toth necklaces as well as tribal leather bands adorn their necks and wrists. Their hair is almost always spiked up in a curly sort of way. Most of the time, they wear immitation "Spy" sunglasses they purchased from the swap meet.They also have shitty lambchops and a soul patch in the making. The are quite easy to spot, as the listen to ridiculous music such as Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed, and Linkin Park. Most of them are tall and gangly, and have abnormal features. He has absolutely nothing to do with a jacuzzi.

*Camo pants are fucking gay and are only for those whose parents resent them horribly. Camo shorts on the other hand, are more than acceptable.
Kumar is such a jacuzzi mc dude, that he killed a man with his wallet chain.
by Jotrickson November 23, 2006
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Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018
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Jacuzzi

We decided to go and relax in the jacuzzi.
by Hypnotic Talent September 7, 2019
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