Jacoby

Total Douchebag that no one likes. Will go out with a girl and be a total asshat to her bestfriend. Breaks promises. Says they will try harder and try less.

Jacoby: I promise to tell her best friend before I break up with her.

*breaks up*

Bestfriend: What. The . Hell.

by IRantForFun October 22, 2011

Jacobbed

"jacobed" definition(s) (verb) 1. Leave completely unexpectedly with out telling anyone your reason and or destination.

2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan

Example 1 (Person 1: "where did person 2 go, he was with us five minutes a ago?" Person 3: "Must have Jacobbed us")

Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?

by 112152523647472626384959573634 June 1, 2011

Jacobboi

The significant other of Hypnuclear
Total Bronie

G Jacobboi

by ®™ June 15, 2020

Jacoby

Gay little boy with a porn hub addiction who fucks his dogs. thinks his tough but he it a weird little fuck.

My man jacoby is gay

by Shhdhsjsjaoakajshndnslalsk March 3, 2022

Jacoby

A man or young boy who thinks he has a large "thing" but when it comes down to it, he just has a small, acne infested package. He mine as well just swim in grease, it will do his thriving acne some good.

Ew, who would ever want to go out with that hideous Jacoby?

by jackieejackson5 August 1, 2008

Jacoby

A Jacoby is a overweight piece of shit who has a penis that’s so small it practically can be counted as a vagina.Jacoby is a word typically used to describe someone with a small and chose like penis.Jacoby’s typically have a affection towards guys typically white.If you encounter a Jacoby make sure you stay far away they like grinding in men and sucking cock like a pencil sharpener.

Hey look at that fat Jacoby over there.

by Chargerport June 16, 2018

Jacoby w

Black dude wrecked him and it was a hate crime

Jacoby w got jumped by a black dude at lunch.

by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019