jacktrack

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

columbian jockstrap

Similar to a Columbian Necktie, only a slit is made above the penis, in the pubic area, and the above stated penis is pulled through the hole.

People who talk to much get columbian neckties.. but if you REALLY piss someone off, youre lookin at a columbian jockstrap

by Shortbusguy44 December 26, 2007

jackslap

v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes

ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"

by Zman July 18, 2004

jackstomped

When something is completly ruined or tore up.

Yo that house is Jackstomped

by outspokendagr8 July 3, 2009

jockstrap

A word used to describe someone who lacks common sense and has poor social manners. They like to gloat about themselves and their achievements, even if that means demoralizing others.

Bob: "dayyumm, this girl's the epitome of ugly. HAHA... the compete opposite of me"

Mary: "wow, this guy is the biggest jockstrap"

Joe: "what a JS"

by ongbayz December 20, 2012

Jockstrap

A jockstrap is a gay male undergarment, typically worn by gay teens. It is typically made out of elastic and cotton, appearing as briefs without a back. No longer just for sports, now it is popular among all hot teen boys, mostly gays.

He is wearing a jockstrap!

He must be gay! I would totally fuck his ass!

by Gaytwink15 July 3, 2017

jackastrophe

When a jackass causes a catastrophe

Last night Stuart caused a jackastrophe! He got drunk and told Anna about how I stuck it in her sister's pooper, and it prevented me from getting a piece of her ass

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005