Jack In The Box

When One Masterbates In A Box
by UAMarquez27 March 03, 2010
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jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.
Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.
by KaiserMonkey September 30, 2003
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Jack In The Box

While banging a broad from behind, make sure she is facing the head board or some other hard suface and wrap your hand around her hair while humming or whistling the "Pop goes the Weasle" tune. When you get to the big "Pop" toward the end, slam her face as hard as you can
Hey I gave her the jack in the box last night. Check out her face!!!
by Tyranize October 19, 2010
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tongue jack fart box

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay
I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
by Brian, winona September 20, 2009
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Jack in the Box

While having anal sex with a female, you fist the female, reaching through the wall separating the vagina from the anus and jack yourself off. Thus you are, "jacking, in the box"
The other day I gave this girl a "Jack in the Box".
by airmel March 14, 2010
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Jack in the Box

A person whom gets in bed before their spouse,pulls the covers up tightly to their chest or mid-section. The individual then passes gas under the covers trapping the suprise. Once the bed time partner approaches the bedside, the person under the covers quickly removes the covers in the direction of their partner thereby throwing the previously trapped fart at their still standing partner while simotaneously yelling POW or BAM.
After chilli and burrito night i got to bed early to set up an epic jack in the box.
by Bryan S. Silver February 04, 2014
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