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alive on arrival

Opposite of DOA OH THE OLD LADY GONNA MISSD WHEN HE /SHE AWKENS UP FROM A2/12 DAY SLUMBER. AOA
No Moore Eating From The booth at the time you popped. Alive on Arrival.
by Catsup on DA dawg September 4, 2021
mugGet the alive on arrivalmug.

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
mugGet the Fucked Up Upon Arrivalmug.

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.
"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."
by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023
mugGet the Dead On Arrivalmug.

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