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Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.
Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

rhode island school of design 

One of the top, if not the top, art schools in the USA. Other art schools / art students are always trying to put it down (despite its incredibly long list of notable alumni and high rankings) by calling it overrated (some people say Yale is overrated too, whatever). Popularly known as "RISD" (Riz-dee). Notable alumni include Seth Macfarlane and Kara Walker. The school has an acceptance rate of 35% as of 2010 according to the college board. Risd has been graced by the presence of numerous famous/important people, like Yo-Yo Ma. RISD students have had the opportunity to work with engineers and designers from NASA. The school has awesome facilities and a career services department that pretty much rivals that of most other art schools in the states.

People often comment on how weird RISD students dress. Many RISD kids are seen as (and admittedly, really are) hipsters.
a-"I go to MassArt."
b-"I go to the Rhode Island School of Design."
a-:glares bitterly:

Island Style

Having sex while surrounded by water. Extra points if you have coco on your nuts.
My lady and I were enjoying having it Island Style until the life guard called in reinforcements.
Island Style by drmyiis July 24, 2017

rhode island slide 

To pull into oncoming traffic little by little. One demonstrates a high level of nerve when this is done on busy roads.
I got so frustrated that nobody would stop to let me go that I started doing the Rhode Island Slide until they had no choice but to either stop or hit me.
rhode island slide by kd1s January 13, 2008

west island school

The Best school. All the students are great, except Brandon, he's weird.
West Island school is a nice place bro
west island school by TomiLomiDomi January 30, 2018

Long Island Strong Arm 

When two dudes interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and jerk themselves (not each other) off. The act is considered neither gay nor cheating.
No bruh. Tom didn't cheat on Cindy. Him and Bobby were totally just Long Island Strong Arming it after the big win in the locker room.