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ironic

The use of irony.
Isn't it ironic that a song entitle "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony.
by JR December 2, 2003
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ironic

a) Something that is contradictory.
b) Something that is complete and utter bullshit (but often accepted nonetheless.)
* see hipster

Anonymous twentysomething in Brooklyn: "I am NOT a hipster!"
<silence>
ironic.
by Captain American't July 11, 2011
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Ironic

When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.
Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.
by cakenbean March 9, 2009
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Ironic

If something is ironic it's unexpected, often in an amusing way.
It's ironic that “Erratic conduct and behavior” are reasons @realDonaldTrump is revoking ex @CIA director @JohnBrennan’s security clearance. Adds Brennan has conducted “frenzied commentary
by Reggie Vision August 15, 2018
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irons

"Would you look at those set of irons"
by cookie101 May 24, 2005
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ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
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ironing

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board
Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body
by horsejackshit December 18, 2018
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