ironic

The use of irony.

Isn't it ironic that a song entitle "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony.

by JR December 2, 2003

ironic

a) Something that is contradictory.
b) Something that is complete and utter bullshit (but often accepted nonetheless.)

* see hipster

Anonymous twentysomething in Brooklyn: "I am NOT a hipster!"
<silence>
ironic.

by Captain American't July 11, 2011

Ironic

When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.

Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.

by cakenbean March 9, 2009

Ironic

If something is ironic it's unexpected, often in an amusing way.

It's ironic that “Erratic conduct and behavior” are reasons @realDonaldTrump is revoking ex @CIA director @JohnBrennan’s security clearance. Adds Brennan has conducted “frenzied commentary

by Reggie Vision August 15, 2018

irons

a group of homosexual men

"Would you look at those set of irons"

by cookie101 May 24, 2005

ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

ironing

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board

Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body

by horsejackshit December 18, 2018